MAND PROPHETS POLICY DECREE 345

ARTICLE 1: WE SHALL NOT BE MOCKED

Any attempts to mock the Mand Prophets shall be met with severe consequences. These consequences may include, but are not limited to, being forced to attend an endless meeting to discuss the merits of our prophetic vision.

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ARTICLE 2: WE SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED

Any attempts to question the Mand Prophets shall be met with a sternly-worded email and a 30-day suspension of privileges.

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ARTICLE 3: WE SHALL NOT BE IGNORED

Any attempts to ignore the Mand Prophets shall be met with a strongly-worded memo and a 90-day mandatory attendance at Mand Prophets Training and Development seminars.

ARTICLE 4: WE SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED

Any attempts to defeat the Mand Prophets shall be met with an emergency meeting of the Mand Prophets Emergency Council and a nationwide manhunt.